20 ASSET TYPES
20 asset types of slop
Blog posts, stock photos with the wrong number of fingers, eBooks of circular reasoning, and eventually weaponized deepfakes.
AI Slop Simulator
The numbers go up. Humanity goes down.
A satirical idle game about automating the entire AI content pipeline — from humble prompt templates to autonomous combat drones — while civilization politely disintegrates in the background.
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About the game
A satirical incremental / idle game about automating the AI content pipeline — until the internet is 99% slop and you are the reason.
» CLICK » AUTOMATE » PRESTIGE » WATCH THE NUMBERS GO UP
§ 02 TRANSMISSION 001
Two minutes of gameplay.
Generate. Automate.
Profit. Repeat.
Six mechanical systems. One inevitable conclusion.
12 SUBSCRIPTIONS
12 Parody AI Subscriptions
ChudGPT, MidLifeCrisis, CoPilfer, Clause. Spend $SLOP on tokens, spend tokens on slop. The ouroboros feeds itself.
40+ UPGRADES
Prestige Through Startup Pivots
Reset, earn HypeCoins, unlock 40+ permanent upgrades across 8 branches. Then Judgment Day and the numbers go exponential.
13 CONSEQUENCES
Watch the World Burn
13 consequence penalties. Markets saturate. Congress panics. The Dead Internet Theory is confirmed — 99.97% of traffic is bots.
17 RECIPES
The Content Studio
17 craftable recipes across 4 tiers — from "Viral Social Kit" to "Infinite Leverage Machine: Zero quality. Zero accountability. Infinite scale."
117 ACHIEVEMENTS
117 Achievements
Unlockable across every prestige path. A few are obvious. Most are not. Some are hiding behind choices you haven't made yet.
§ 05 AUDIO·DEPT
20-track
20-track
original
soundtrack.
Bitwize Music scored the whole collapse. Optimism to dread in under 80 minutes.
Seven of twenty. The full score plays through the game and the demo.
Hear more in the demo → 0:00 —:—
§ 06 FINAL TRANSMISSION
Out when it's out.
Wishlist now so you don't forget.